How to Make Your Saggy Bikini Bottoms Fit Like You Have a Bubble Butt

Updated on March 6, 2017

All You Need to Start Is a Needle and Thread, and a Saggy Ill-Fitted Bikini Bottom

Step 1: (If you already have previous knowledge on basic sewing, skip to step 2.) Pick a thread color that matches your swimsuit. Feed the thread through the needle hole and tie a knot at one end of the string. You may want to tie several knots in the same place as I have found that only one or two knots slip through the swimsuit fabric. Give yourself about 10 inches of thread so you don't have to worry about running out.

Step 2: Locate your starting point about halfway down the back of the bikini bottom. Make sure that it is also in the center of the bottoms width wise (we don't want to look like one of our butt cheeks is bigger than the other, right?).

Step 3: When you find the center, poke your needle through the fabric coming from the inside of the swimsuit, as not to show the tail end of the thread.

Step 4: Measure out roughly 1 centimeter and poke your needle back into the fabric, this time coming from the outside swimsuit. When you pull through, pull tight on the thread and you will see your first "scrunch".

The first "Scrunch"

Step 4: Repeat steps "3" and "4" six more times or until you are about an inch and a half away from the top, making sure your puling tight (but not too tight you break the thread) and going upwards on the swimsuit.

Step 5: When you've reached about 4 to 6 "scrunches" (depending on just how bubbly you want your butt to be) feed the thread back through all of them. I generally do this about 3 or 4 times just to make sure your scrunches don't fall out.

Step 6: Now you want to tie a knot at the end of the thread. I like to tie the end of the thread with the beginning of thread because its easy and they are so close.

And tada! You now have yourself a cute little booty to show off at the beach (or pool if your like me and are landlocked). So in conclusion, would you rather spend $50 at Victoria's Secret or spend $10 at Walmart and 5 extra minutes of elbow grease to get your dream butt?

Some key things to remember:

  • The more stitches you make, the more bootylicious you shall become
  • If you mess up, just cut out the thread and start again! Easy enough
  • If you are worried about it being slightly uneven or not the best sewing job, just know that if anyone is looking down there . . . its because they are checking you out. So don't sweat it

*BTW*

I am in no way a professional sewer, so some of my "techniques" may seem a little bootlegged. But this is what has worked great for me, and I hope it works for anyone else longing for a nice butt.

Questions & Answers

    Comments

      0 of 8192 characters used
      Post Comment

      • profile image

        Meg 

        14 months ago

        Thanks for posting this! I had a bathing suit bottom I've never worn as it was too big and this made them perfect.

      working

      This website uses cookies

      As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, bellatory.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

      For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: https://bellatory.com/privacy-policy#gdpr

      Show Details
      Necessary
      HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
      LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
      Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
      AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
      HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
      HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
      Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
      CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
      Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
      Features
      Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
      Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
      Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
      Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
      Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
      VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
      PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
      Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
      MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
      Marketing
      Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
      Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
      Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
      SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
      Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
      Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
      AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
      OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
      Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
      TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
      Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
      Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
      Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
      Statistics
      Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
      ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
      Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)